umm 'wake-up' first.... IDK how you all are getting on the internet w/ your eys closed

It would have been breakfast that I would have picked, but it's not that simple. First I must eventually realize that I am dreaming, causing me to awake. Second, I must then seize my captor (the bedspread) by the throat and pull it off me, forcing him to release his death grip on me. Third, with what little strength I have left, I must then army crawl from my bed, down the hallway, and up to the table, where I eventually find my breakfast. =w=

Stab the person who is mimicking my alarm clock, and then go back to sleep.

Check email and twitter, then take a leak.

check my iphone and go to the shower!

*sleep talking* I don't know ask the penguin.

I stretch first then, TO THE INTERNETS!!!!!

Take a pill.

I would hit the snooze button, but then I would miss class D:

Pee.